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Allow Me to Indulge

Allow Me to Indulge

Nathan Watts, Staff Writer
January 11, 2017
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As I lay here on my death bed as a Rampage writer, blasting Dust in the Wind, it occurs to me that I have no plan for this situation. It’s too late for the Christ-istory article that I told myself I’d get around to, and there’s no news that I’m particularly fired up about. It then occurs to m...

The Silver Lining

The Silver Lining

Nathan Watts, Staff Writer
December 13, 2016
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Long gone are the days of the internet’s biggest worry being whether or not Deadpool would be good or not. Donald Trump’s election to be America’s next president has caused many people to begin prophesying our country’s downfall. With protests in the streets and rampant hypocrisy in social m...

Really, Guys?

Really, Guys?

Nathan Watts, Staff Writer
November 22, 2016
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Ever since Donald Trump’s election as the next president of America, there have been protests in the streets, showing the ugly hypocrisy that we liberals were supposedly above. I mean, really guys? Remember when Trump was asked if he would accept the election results, and everyone freaked out when h...

Realising the Essence of America

Realising the Essence of America

Nathan Watts, Author
November 7, 2016
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Ah yes, the representative democracy. The beacon of freedom and equal representation all across the world, or at least in the eyes of those who already practice it. For centuries it has been the best option for democratic countries to handle voting, and it is a system that is seen as very important ...

Silence of the Hams

Silence of the Hams

Nathan Watts, Author
October 16, 2016
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There’s a man made trail through the woods of Cumberland county Maine. At the end of this trail, so it is said, is an abandoned greenhouse. Children say mimes live there. County police haven’t been able to confirm these claims, but police reports from October 1st reveal “suspicious characters in...

KHS Freshman Prosperity Guide

KHS Freshman Prosperity Guide

Nathan Watts, Author
September 22, 2016
Filed under Student Life, Watts he thinking?

Aaaand we’re back! We here at the KHS Rampage would like to thank our loyal viewers for waiting through our three month commercial break, who are eager to scratch that nasty itch for sweet, sweet journalism that we know has been nagging you since our departure last spring. We’d also like to welcome...

The Future In Our Skin

The Future In Our Skin

Nathan Watts
May 19, 2016
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In the modern day, our smartphones have become so necessary to our way of living that they’ve become like an extra appendage, an inseparable piece of our body connected by invisible veins to our fingers and minds, but what if our phones could actually become one with our bodies? Researchers at the...

The Perfect Promposal

The Perfect Promposal

Nathan Watts
May 5, 2016
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ALL ABOARD! It’s that time of the night for the Love Train to come into station. I’m your conductor, Mix Master Soul Brother, here to give you a smooth ride down the tracks of loooove. So snuggle with your honey and lean in close by the fire as we launch into a journey of love aboard the Love Train a...

There Were Never Snakes In Ireland

Nathan Watts
March 18, 2016
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As far as saints go, St. Patrick is easily among the top five most famous, but who was he? What did he do? The short answer to both questions is “not much,” but I’m sure that neither my supervisor nor my fans would very much appreciate a two word article, so let us fire up the Delorean and tak...

The First Sign of the Apocalypse: Leo Wins an Oscar

The First Sign of the Apocalypse:  Leo Wins an Oscar

Nathan Watts
March 4, 2016
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  On February 28th, 2016, the night of the Oscar awards, a crowd waited with baited breath for Julianne Moore to announce this year’s award for Best Actor. At the same time half a world away, the seal of Azremok The Forbidden was broken and his evil curse descended upon the world, altering...

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